Luber, I wanna hug you, I wanna tell you mom to love you    Cuz my mom loves me, she taught me to use the yellow pages    And my dad loves me, he took me to the guitar store          You got your dreams, it's about the Smashing Pumpkins    I got my dream, well that would be to sing all the time    Kelley's gonna find her way, she's gonna be a paramedic    And you're gonna find your way, if I pick up the phone or I do not       Luber, on your birthday,    I will answer your 1000 questions    Luber, let me help you    It'll ease my conscience       How would it be if you knew you were saving my soul?    And what would you think, if you knew you were the toast of my town?       Luber, on your birthday, I will answer your 1000 questions