If you listen closely you will hear   a story about a garage with a band   A diabolical man with a plan   Phil, Ted, Lucas and Jorge   Struggle to be a band   But they don't have any fans      They call themselves "Horsechips"    but no one knows.      Horsechips Ho!   Horsechips Ho!   Horsechips Ho!   Horsechips Ho!   Horsechips Ho!   Horsechips Ho!   Horsechips Ho!      I don't think things will work out   We need to talk right now   You are unsuccessful and you're going nowhere   I want you to marry me now   Oh my God   Oh my God      Just sign here and I will fulfill all of your fantasies.   Hurry now pick up the pen   Make your mark it's the time to begin.   You're more than just a band.   You'll be an apocalyptic plan.