i could live it like a phoney    and i'd get everyone to phone me    but i'd have to get a limousine    cos I haven't turned 17      but it wouldn't matter to me    little Miss popularity    and all the Eton boys would love me    cos I'd suck their dicks for free      mummy and daddy would give me coke forifree    and i'd know a thing or two about Gucci    and i'd be in L'Equipe with my fake i.d.    but i don't know where the Kings road is    so I guess i'm just a Wannabe Sloaney      but I don't live in Kensington    and my Pashmina's got a hole in    Tatler won't put my picture in    cos they can't fit my ego in