Corsets    (I just can't get enough of)    Glasses    (I just can't get enough of)    Pretty redheads    I just can't get enough of    Phillip (K.) Dick and       Fame   (just can't get any)    Money   (Just can't get any)    thing I want    Just can't get any    Proper work done       And I dunno, and I dunno    Why the people who bore you    And I dunno, and I dunno    Always seem to adore you       And I dunno, and I dunno    Why I can't find traces    And I dunno, and I dunno   Of interest in other faces       So shocking, So shocking    The way you've been talking   I somehow expected to be - naked   You should know   I could be great   If I cared enough to get my act straight      Now is it you speaking   Or have you been drinking   Too much to be able to say - Go away!   First I must give   a word of warning   I'll feel worse than you in the morning      Recognition    (Just can't get any)    Souvenirs    (Just can't get any)    Pats in the back    Just can't get any    Undeserved compliments       And I dunno, and I dunno    Why I'm so much more than them   And I dunno, and I dunno    Yet they're so ahead of me