You were the best thing and the    worst thing to ever happen to me,   all rolled up in to one   And it's taken me this long to write a song about you      Should have listened to myself when you walked back into my life for the third time   Guess I should have closed my legs and my door to you   But I can trust you 'bout as far as you can throw me   And I can stand you just as long as you afforded me   And it's taken me this long to write a song about you      You were the best thing and the    worst thing to ever happen to me,   all rolled up in to one   And it's taken me this long to write a song about you      And I hope I never see you again but I promise you one thing   I may never see your face but I know you'll see me   Yeh i know you'll see me   You should probably watch out for me      You were the best thing and the    worst thing to ever happen to me,   all rolled up in to one   And it's taken me this long to write a song about you      And I'm sorry if this doesn't do it for ya   I'm sorry it didn't measure up   And I'm sorry if I left you feelin' empty   I'm sorry you let your lies screw you up   I'm sorry that I didn't love you more But I feel sorry for that whore you left me for   I'm sorry I gave you five years   But most of all I'm sorry it took me this long   I'm sorry it took me this long   I'm sorry it took me this long   I'm sorry it took me this long   To write a song about you