Mr. Vain comes walking the club   Thinks he's the guy that were all dreaming of   Throwing looks like he's really got a shot   Saying "Baby hey show me what ya got"      Big time, yeah thinks he's big game   Talking weight like a real freight train   Doesn't get why the ladies all complain      Uh la la la   What a smooth operator   Player's educator   Uh la la la   Think he's feeling quite impressive   talking all suggestive   Uh la la la   What a smooth operator   Player's educator   Uh la la la...      Now he's really feeling like the big man   Bustin moves like the next Jackie Chan   Lookin' for his next wham bam thank you mam   Thinks he's got the golden ticket in his pants   Same shit, yeah it's just a different day   He wants the goods, but he doesn't wanna pay   Thinks a girl is lucky to be laid   Sing it - yeah yeah yeah      Uh la la la   What a smooth operator   Player's educator   Uh la la la   Think he's feeling quite impressive   talking all suggestive   Uh la la la   What a smooth operator   Player's educator   Uh la la la...