Can you wear the blue dress, tonight, please   can you wear the perfume i like, tonight please   and will you laugh at all my jokes, tonight please   and when the resturant catches fire i'll carry you through the smoke      all this to say, my audience is waiting   all this to say, you're not real and we're not dating      Can we stroll hand in hand down the avenue   I'll make the moon give off light that looks good on you   and if it rains please don't get scared   I'll wrap us in my coat and we'll be safe in there      All this to say, my audience is waiting   all this to say, you're not real and we're not dating      You're not real   you're not supposed to be   now im supposedly ridding myself   of all of this, all this romantic bullshit      All this to say