I've been caught stealing   Once when I was five   I enjoy stealing   It's just as simple as that   Well, it's just a simple fact   When I want something   And I don't want to pay for it   I walk right through the door   Walk right through the door   Hey, all right!   If I get by, it's mine   Mine all mine!      My girl, she's one too   She'll go and get her a shirt   Stick it under her skirt   She grabbed a razor for me   And she did it just like that   When she wants something   She don't want to pay for it   She walk right through the door   Hey all right! If I get by, it's mine   Mine all mine!      We sat around the pile   We sat and laughed   We sat and laughed and waved it into the air   And we did it just like that   When we want something   We don't want to pay for it   We walk right through the door   Walk right through the door   Hey, all right!   If I get by, it's mine!   Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine   It's MINE!