"What's up girl?"   "He stood me up again."   "Again?"   "Um hmmm."   "Well what's up with this guy? Do you really like him that much?"   "Yes, honey, I love him. He is fine, he does a lot of nice things for me."   "I know he used to do nice stuff for you, but what has he done for you lately?"      Used to be on time when you would pamper me   Used to brag about it all the time   Your friends seem to think that you're so peachy keen   But my friends say neglect is on your mind...   Who's right?      What have you done for me lately?   Ooh ooh ooh yeah   What have you done for me lately?   Ooh ooh ooh yeah      Used to go to dinner almost every night   Danced until I thought I'd lose my breath   Now it seems your dancin' feet are always on my couch   Good thing I cook or else we'd starve to death...   Ain't that a shame?      I never ask for more than I deserve   You know it's the truth   You seem to think you're God's gift to this earth   I'm tellin' you... no way   You ought to be thankful for the little things   But little things are all you seem to give   You're always puttin' off what we could do today   Soap opera says you've got one life to live   Who's right who's wrong?      What have you done for me lately?   Ooh ooh ooh yeah   What have you done for me lately?   Ooh ooh ooh yeah      This is wild... I swear