I haven't been loved by a man in quite a while   You know it ain't easy making me smile   Friends have their lovers, men on a string   There must be something terribly wrong with me   Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything   How do you do would you like to be friends?   No, I just want a bed for the night   Someone to tell me they care   You can fake it, that's all right   In the morning I won't be here      It's a sacrificial alter   And I'm laying down my head   And I'm telling you up front   That I haven't much to give   Is that how it's done?   Or shall I sing and dance?   Give me a chance   How do you do, do you want to be friends?   Yes, that might be very nice   Maybe we'll fall in love   Ev'ry body has it's price   Mine is yours for free   If you'll be in love with me      I haven't been loved by a man in quite a while   You know it ain't easy making me smile   All my friends have their lovers   They've got men on a string   There must be something terribly wrong with me   How do you do, would you like to be friends?