It's five o'clock, just got paid.    I'll be off the next two days.    No more workin' like dogs,    No more leash, no more boss.    I've got a weekend full of nothin' to do at all:    Yee Haw!       I know a place down the road,    The girls are hot, the beer is cold.    It's two-for-one, yeah, that's right:    Not just drinks; it's girls to guys.    I hear the twins are back in town from Saginaw:    Yee Haw!       You take your all-right; you take your can't-wait.    A lotta of bring-it-on an' some damn-straight,    An' mix it all up with some down home southern drawl, y'all:    You got your yee haw!       The place is packed, the line is long;    The band know every Haggard song.    I'm gettin' loose, I've had a few.    She wants to dance; I do too.    But her boyfriend's mad, I, I think he wants to brawl:    All right, yee haw!       You take your all-right; you take your can't-wait.    A lotta of bring-it-on, an' some damn-straight,    An' mix it all up with some down home southern drawl, y'all:       You got your yee haw!   I'm talkin big time, I mean saddle up an' hold on tight,    An' if you know what I'm talkin' about, y'all, yeah:    How about a yee haw, ha, ha.    Yep, bow wow, y-e-e-h-a-w: yee haw.