Saturdays boys live life with insults   Drink lots of beer and wait for half time results   Afternoon tea in the lite-a-bite - chat up the girls - they dig it!   Saturdays girls work in Tesco's and Woolworth’s   Wear cheap perfume 'cause its all they can afford   Go to discos - they drink Babycham - talk to Jan - in bingo accents.   Saturdays kids play one arm bandits   they never win but that's not the point is it?   Dip in silver paper when their pints go flat   How about that - far out!   Their mums and dads smoke Capstan non filters   Wallpaper lives cause they all die of cancer   What goes on - what goes wrong   Save up their money for a holiday   To Selsey Bill or Bracklesham Bay   Think about the future - when they'll settle down   Marry the girl next door - with one on the way   These are the real creatures that time has forgot   Not given a thought - its the system -   Hate the system - what's the system?   Saturdays kids live in council houses   Wear v-necked shirts and baggy trousers   Drive Cortinas - fur trimmed dash boards   Stains on the seats - in the back, of course!