I need you to keep me straight   When the world don’t seem so great   And it’s hard enough you know   I need you to be around   When my conscience brings me down   And the world feels so obscure   I want you to be the one   Who tells me off when I do wrong   And you know I can be bad   I need you, I need you   Say you’ll stay, make my day   Now what have I done   Was it something I said - oh dear   I need you to turn me off   When you think I’ve said enough   To the extent of being a bore   I need you to tell me no   Slap my wrists and send me home   Tell me I can’t come again   Now why are you crying   Have I gone too far - again