A man walks into a bar   orders a beer and a bowl of peanuts   but the bar turns into a spaceship   and the bartender gives him a hair cut   i cant remember the end of that joke   you once told it to me when we smoked   on your fathers expensive cigars   all i remember is the part of a man walking into a bar      How many lovers does it take    to put a light bulb into a socket?   Why did Mona Lisa smile?   I have the answer written down in my pocket.   I just remember I laughed til i cried    because you told it with your funny voice   your southern dialect makes me rejoice   those special times we had    when love was just a silly gag      I know why Mona Lisa smiled   Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy   and laughter is the only way into my heart   I know why Mona Lisa smiled   Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy   and laughter is the only way into my heart      Summer night on a gravel road   you told me about your childhood friend Veronica   who was claimed to have swallowed a toad   and i picked up my harmonica      I know why Mona Lisa smiled   Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy   and laughter is the only way into my heart   I know why Mona Lisa smiled   Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy   and laughter is the only way into my heart      A man walks into a bar   orders a scotch and a bottle of coke   but the laughter is gone in his heart   you never told me the end of the joke..