I had a pig, it really was a sight   When it was dark he glowed at nite   Good old pig, a long time gone   On his way to Avalon      He had a tail that curled around three times   Helen: He clapped whenever a curl was thrown at a swine   Good old pig, a long time gone   On his way to Avalon      If you've ever wondered what the colour pink's about   All you have to do is see his snout   Good old pig, a long time gone   On his way to Avalon      He got so big he thought he was a jeep   He used to give old ladies rides down to the beach   Good old pig, a long time gone   On his way to Avalon      I never saw a pig as half as cute    Not just that, but pretty darn astute   Good old pig, a long time gone   On his way to Avalon      Some said his name was Jasper, some said Jason   It all depended on which way he's facing   Good old pig, a long time gone   On his way to Avalon      Well when music played you ought to see him wiggling   Despite his age he always acted like a piglet   Good old pig, a long time gone   On his way to Avalon      Towards Avalon one day he disappeared   I got a postcard, "Feeling fine, wish you were here"   Good old pig, a long time gone   On his way to Avalon   To Avalon