I bought these pants at the thrift-store    And I think you'll be impressed    I think this means I like you more than friends    Who would've guessed?    I know you think that I am going    To forget    The way I feel about you, but I promise    I won't forget    Let's be honest for a while    I lie but this is true    I don't wanna sing about my pants    I'd rather sing about you    If you so much as asked, I'd give you    One of my limbs    You've got the sweetest eyes I've seen,    I love all four of them    I don't even know what I like the best,    Your eyes or your hair    And when I think of you I scream,    and sing like Harry Connick Junior    I know I've tricked you many times    And lying isn't cool    I may have told a couple lies,    But this one's true    I love you just as much as Fresca,    I really do    Maybe even more =)