Your fallen tears have called to me, so here comes my sweet remedy.   I know what every princess needs for her to live life happily.   With.. just a wave of my magic wand your troubles will soon be gone.    With a flick of the wrist in just a flash, you land a prince with a ton of cash,   A high priced dress made by mice no less!    Some crystal glass pumps and almost dressed!   Worries will vanish your soul will cleanse   Confide in your very own furniture friends   We'll help you set a new fashion trend!      I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great!   The kind of gal a prince would date   They'll write your name on the bathroom wall   MALE VOICE: For happy ever after- give Fiona a call!      A sporty carriage to ride in style. A sexy man-boy chauffer Kyle.   Vanish your blemishes, tooth decay.. celulite thighs will fade away    A hool and a hey! Have a Bichon Frise      Nip and tuck here and there, to land that prince with the perfect hair.   Lipstick liners, shadow blush! to get that prince with a sexy tush.    Lucky day, hunk buffet   You and your prince take a roll in the hay   You can swoon on the moon with the prince to this tune      Don't be drab, you'll be fab   Your prince will have rock-hard abs   Cheese souflee   Valentine's Day   Have some chicken fricassee      (chorus)