Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer   Had a very shiny nose   And if you saw it   You would have to say it glows, it glows   Your nose, your nose, your nose, it glows   Your nose, your nose, your nose      You know Dasher, You know Dancer   You know Prancer, You know Vixen   You know Comet, You know Cupid   You know Donner, You know Blitzen      Yeah!      One stormy night   Santa came to say   Rudolph, with your nose so bright   Won't you guide my sleigh tonight   Your nose, your nose, your nose, it glows   Your nose, your nose, your nose      You know Dasher, You know Dancer   You know Prancer, You know Vixen   You know Comet, You know Cupid   You know Donner, You know Blitzen      Yeah!      Your nose, your nose, your nose, it glows   Your nose, your nose, your nose      You know Dasher, You know Dancer   You know Prancer, You know Vixen   You know Comet, You know Cupid   You know Donner, You know Blitzen   Tiny reindeer, and a fat guy   On a big sled, wearing all red      Yeah!      (NOTE: These lyrics are sung to the tune of Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit".)