Now listen you tards   I'm choosing my words so you can understand   I ain't too bright, but I can fight   And I got a plan   Don't tell me I can't, don't tell me I won't   I'll never listen to you      My IQ's got nothin to do   With what I'm gonna be   Out of my way, got nothin to say   My actions speak for me   When I'm in the ring   There's not a thing that I cannot do      Whoa no, whoa no   Spasticus, baby, is my name   Whoa no, whoa no   Talk money, but I'm not ashamed   I can still outwit you, baby   Whoa yeah, alright      You can't challenge me   I challenge myself   Damged goods   But i'm not stuck on the shelf   And i'm not gonna   Lie down for the count   Got a problem with me   Let's take it to the mat      I'm not allowed to drive   And I can't count past five   You think I'm out of place   I'll stomp your fucking face   So bring it on, brother      Whoa no, whoa no   Spasticus, baby, is my name   Whoa no, whoa no   I ain't funny, but I'm not ashamed   I can still outwit you, baby   Whoa yeah, alright