He's crawling from the bathroom   He's sinking in the carpet   He's looking out the window   Wishing that he could get outside      He's got a vague feeling   That it could have been important   He's got a vague feeling   That it could have been all       In the springtime cats have sex   In the springtime rats have sex   In the springtime fish have sex   But Our domestic animal   Stays very good indeed      He won't make an exhibition   He won't watch your television   He won't drink your new French wine   And he won't steal   Your convertible razorblades   And he won't care about the stuff you eat   Because he hasn't got time   He's still considering   Still considering      Happy animal in the spring   Happy animal in the spring   Domestic animal in the spring