Santa drives with his lights on   ‘cause Clause can’t see too good   Says he’d like to try bungee jumping   but he don’t wanna loose his job      Richie strolls through the park   lookin’ for things to kill time with   Only carries his gun at night      You can’t see the lies   when they stare you in the eyes   and all the things that you despise   will come back to haunt you   For all the things that you do well   I can do them better than you   and you can go to hell      It’s 2 AM and all the stations   are playing the same tune   Nowhere for me to turn   even if I wanted to      So I don’t mind   being hypnotized   if it means coming back to you      You can’t see the lies   when they stare you in the eyes   and all the things that you despise   will come back to haunt you   If you don’t take your medicine   you might die in my arms   and that would be sufficient      It’s been raining for an eternity   making it difficult to see   One of these people   has got to be the devil   and even he drives better than me      You can’t see the lies   when they stare you in the eyes   and all the things that you despise   will come back to haunt you   Before we collided   I knew it was coming   Christmas songs can be eerie that way      Richie used to stroll through the park   lookin’ for things to kill time with   until someone killed time with him   Now he always carries his gun