I'll hold your hand while they drag the river   I'll cuddle you in the undertow   I'll keep my hand on your trigger finger   I'll take you down where the train tracks go      Let's wile away the hours   Let's spend an evil night together      We'll drink a toast in the torture chamber   And you'll go down on a bed of nails   We'll rendevous in cold blood   I'll tie you up to the third rail      Let's wile away the hours   Let's spend an evil night together      Who's gonna make you a hero   Who's gonna blow you away   Who's gonna make you a hero   Hold it right there      It's a multiple down in solitary   And you'll uncover the evidence   Shanghaied by a fishnet stocking   I'll hold you close while they dust for prints      Let's wile away the hours   Let's spend an evil night together      No need for cake or flowers   Let's spend an evil night together