Though I don't really understand her   I love my sister, her name's Miranda   The boys from uptown they can't stand her   The more she denies them the more they demand her   But she just wants to lay in bed all night   Reading Raymond Chandler   She got high heel shoes   She sings the blues   She says abracadabra when she goes down on you      She got a sister and her name is Anita   Anita got one peculiar feature   Every time that they come to meet her   She turns out like a jungle cheetah   She got spiked shoes   She hums the blues   She says razor when she goes down on you      There's another one that makes a trio   Her name is Sally but they call her Cleo   She's a Leo   She got a flat in Soho   She breaks the ceiling   Every time she twirls her mojo   She ain't got no shoes   Never had the blues   She ain't never gonna go down on you      I wish that all the girls were my sister   Then all their dates would call me Mister   You know, sisters are the only ones that talk to me true   Hey, you could be my sister too