When I tip-toed down to see the somebody   Shocked the somebody was me   That’s the silliest thing I’ve heard      Things get wierder every day   But truth it stays   I’ll eat the horse if the horse eats hay      Went out drinking and   Had a few   Lord only knows what I   Said to you   In a smoky bar downtown   People swirling all around   Everyone starts to look the same    If you softly whisper their name   In a smoky bar downtown      The longer the hesitation   The smaller the celebration   A guide to our salvation   The problem with solutions      Read a book and thought of you   Thought of all the things I don’t do   Doing do not doing say   Sometimes words just sound like noise   Other times noise makes the prettiest sounds   And noise it gets around   I am lost and I am found      When I tip-toed down to see   The somebody   Shocked the somebody was me   That’s the silliest thing I’ve heard   Things get weirder everyday   But weirder all truths stay   I’ll eat the horse if the horse eats hay      The longer the hesitation   The smaller the celebration   A guide to our salvation   The problem with solutions