He's a man on a mission   Wild as a ricochet   Picture if you can when the Everglades ran   From the Gulf Coast to Biscayne Bay      He's gonna give it back to the gators   Lock the tourists up in theme parks and zoos   He says join me for lunch at the reptile's brunch   Where the barometer soup is you      He's crazy and dangerous   But who else can you trust   He's the outlaw in all of us   The environmental terrorist      You can mess with that mouse in Orlando   Jilt a tourist in St. Augustine   You can shoplift all day at Blockbuster   But you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen   No you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen      [Spoken:]   That's unthinkable in the state of Florida   What would the Chamber of Commerce say   This man is sick   Yeah      There were crimes of epic proportions   All part of Skip Wiley's crusade   Tourists were cackin'   And tourists were packin'   While he and Skink cooled there heels in the shade      Then came the citrus sensation   Welcome to the revolution he said   With a pirates persona   He snatched the gridiron madonna   And the day groovers called for his head      He's crazy and dangerous   But who else can you trust   He's the outlaw in all of us   The environmental terrorist      You can mess with that mouse in Orlando   Jilt a tourist in St. Augustine   You can rag on the Miami Dolphins   But you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen   No you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen   No, No you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen      [Spoken:]   Well Skip's caper it kinda backfired   Got the orange juice barons rather upset   In the light of bad moves these manhunts ensued   Skip easily slipped through the net   He was last seen atop of a mangrove   Perched like a wounded osprey   He was not meant to last   He belongs to the past   And I hope he gets there one day      He's crazy and dangerous   But who else can you trust   He's the outlaw in all of us   The environmental terrorist (terrorist)      You can mess with that mouse in Orlando   Jilt a tourist in St. Augustine   You can shoplift your days at Blockbuster   But you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen   No you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen   No you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen   That's right