I must look a mess I must admit    But I have been traveling quite a bit    South of the border where the law and order    Is kept by Federales who just grin    And tell you they just want to be your friend    They tell you they just want to be your friend    I left for Tampico last July    I jumped off that boat I almost died       There to greet us were pretty senioritas    I swore that I would not go home them    All those lovely ladies were my friends    All those sweet chiquitas they don't pretend    Como esta, Senorita?       That is all I really want to say    I was thrown out of the country yesterday    You see I was drinkin' doubles    Causin' lots of trouble    When the man looked in the window of the bar and he grinned    And said if you come back we just may not be your friend    I don't want to see you around here again    You come back next time we may not pretend    Hi Dee Ho Boys!