Jerry Jovel: Hello?   Reciever: Yes?   JJ: Hello, how you doin?   R: Alright, who's this?   JJ: Um, my name is Jerry Jovel. Lemme ask you something. I got a motherfuckin RCA VCR recorder, ah, VCR? aah..   R: Yes?   JJ: And uh, I was wondering. I put the motherfuckin tape inside the goddamn um, whater it is that you call that thing you put the tape in.   R: Yah?   JJ: And the motherfucker won't run. And I pushed down play and record.   R: Ummhmm.   JJ: Now, what the fuck am I doing all wrong? I I I swear ta god, I read the motherfucking manual 4 motherfucking times, and I can't figure out what the motherfuck is wrong with what I'm doing.   R: Was it working all along up until now?   JJ: The motherfucker was working fine.   R: Yea?   JJ: I put the mother fucker in ther about 4 motherfucking times, and the motherfucker did not at all skip at all. HOWEVER, when I put my motherfucking tape in the motherfucking, the machine, the motherfucker did not work one motherfucking time. Now, there's a part, I I know it's on page five on my manual. That talks about a motherfucking clip, or some motherfucking tab on back of the motherfucking tape. That...   R: Wait wait wait wait.   JJ: Hello?   R: You just wanna play and not record right, just play?   JJ: The motherfucker will play every motherfucking time. But I noticed that (pst) on page five umm..   R: Forget about page five.   JJ: Hallo?   R: Just, right now if you put a tape in your machine right?   JJ: Aha, ummhmm..   R: Will it play?   JJ: Yeah!, the tape motherfucking plays every motherfucking time. But..   R: Alright, now what are you trying to do, back up a little bit.   JJ: Uh huh...   R: Back up a little bit.   JJ: Shure..ummhmm.   R: What do you wanna do now, do you wanna record?   JJ: I wanna motherfucking record...   R: You wanna record, is that it?..   JJ: Umhmm ummhmm, every..every motherfucking time I put the motherfucking tape inside the motherfucking player.   R: You wannd record not..   JJ: Dat's right, dat's right   R: You're trying to record stuff.   JJ: Dat's right! Dat's right! Right! now..   R: Are these brand new tapes?   JJ: I got a new motherfucking tape, however, my motherfucking son. I say.. there's a little motherfucking tab (R: Don't take the tab..) on back of the (R: Don't take..) on the back of the motherfucking tape.   R: Dont take the tab out! You take the tab out..   JJ: Lemme ask...lemme ask you a question...   R: Wait, lemme finish you're asking...   JJ: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry go ahead.   R: I followed and I wanna answer.   JJ: So..ummhmm..   R: You take the tab out..you take the tab out you cannot record!   JJ: Riiighht..I I   R: You gotta leave the tape in there.   JJ: UmmHmmmmm... I motherfucking see.   R: You take it out, you cannot record alright?   JJ: I...so if take the motherfucking tape..the tab out..out of the motherfucking tape (R: Leave it alone, don't touch it.) You can't motherfucking record the motherfucking tape at the motherfucking time.    R: "MF" Stop it.   JJ: Uhhuh   R: Excuse me sir.   JJ: I thank you. I rea..you...   R: You're cursing all the time, It don't do no.. you know, It doesn't help   JJ: Huh?   R: You know the MF, that don't..that don't mean nuthin' you know that.   JJ: What are you talking about?   R: The cursing you're doing now on the phone, that's that's childish.   JJ: I ain't motherfucking cursing any motherfucking time.   R: MF! You know..   JJ: I'm worried about the motherfucking tape.   R: Don't use the word MF. ok?   JJ: I never said "MF" one motherfucking time, I said the goddamn motherfucking tape.   R: Alright goodbye sir.   JJ: But I wanna thank you, hello?   R: You're welcome sir buhbye.   JJ: Hello?   R: Take it easy.   JJ: Hello?   R: I gotta go, I got people here now.   JJ: No No No. But I appreciate what you done for me!   R: Alright sir, byebye.   JJ: I swear all the motherfucking time, I swear to god.   R: Alright, byebye.   JJ: I thank you one motherfucking time...   (hangs up)   JJ: Ummhmm....