I saw you standing there   You had gold dust in your pocket   And you combed barbed wire through your hair   You thought I didn't notice    The skin on your teeth had a tear    To make me notice you started to shout   Then you and all your minions   Started flapping your tiny arms all about   They said you were a wise man    When did they teach wise men to pout?      I tried to forget you    But you tied bells to your name   They jingled every time I thought of you   Without shame   I tried to be unlovable    Why couldn't you do the same?      CHORUS   What's the matter?   Does your love need a home?   Alright then    Love me, just leave me alone      Your mother was a wolf bite   Your daddy was a cigarette   Your brother was a rosebud   Crossbred with a car wreck   Your sister was a stockbroker   But you ain't nothing but a turtleneck      CHORUS      It's not your little boy smile   It's not your little boy name   It's those big boy hands that are the ones to blame   I tried to be unlovable   Why couldn't you do the same?      CHORUS