One day we were busking   down in the central tunnel   People were laughing and dancing by   and the coins were goin' jingle jangle   A smiling face came up to me   said “Thank you, for making my day   I really love to walk to work this way”      And she said   “You are giving me a chance to smile   No matter what will come my way   A little sparkle for my day   Is what you’re gonna give me for a while   And what we need is a little less stress   And what you’ve got is 30 seconds of happiness”      So we played a jig and we sang up big   And we even sang some old favourites for a while   Then along came a man with frown   An upside down smile   He said “Why don’t you do us all a favour   And go out and get a real job   And earn your pay?”   And we said “We really love to work this way   And what you need is a little less stress   And what we’ve got is 30 seconds of happiness”      The city loves to agitate, to speculate, to   perpetrate   We feel we have to insulate ourselves   We live our life in our briefcase   “Don’t invade my personal space”   We drive home at a reckless pace, oh yeah      And what we need is a little less stress   And what we’ve got is 30 seconds of happiness   We are giving you a chance to smile   No matter what will come your way   A little sparkle for your day   Is what we want to give you for a while      You don’t have to pay it’s for free   No paperwork, no GST   You can even have our personal money back guarantee   30 seconds of happiness   you can get your problems off your chest   if you have no money have no fear   you don’t even have to buy us a beer   We got candy for your ear, oh yeah…