This is how we do it   This is how we do it   This is how we do it here today   This is how we do it   This is how we do it   This is how we do it today      Went to the dentist yesterday   Opened up my hole and the dentists say   "Can't believe where the sugar plays"   And while he drilled he said      This is how we do it   This is how we do it   This is how we do it here today   This is how we do it   This is how we do it   This is how we do it today      My dear wife she said to me   "All day long I fold the laundry"   Hey there lady I got I degree   Why do you hassle me?      This is how we do it   This is how we do it   This is how we do it here today   This is how we do it   This is how we do it   This is how we do it today      I don't need much, a simple life   Taco in ma belly I'm a happy guy   Pretty soon my tummy aches   Oooooooo The bathroom say      This is how we do it   This is how we do it   This is how we do it here today   This is how we do it   This is how we do it   This is how we do it today      (slide whistle solo)      Keep the dirt in   I ask why   Why'd you make my daddy cry?   This is what that rule did say   Guess it isn't your way      This is how we do it   This is how we do it   This is how we do it here today   This is how we do it   This is how we do it   This is how we do it today