In Utica things go so slow   They don't like disco,   They like rock n roll.   And in LA, Mike rules the day,   And all the emo girls, they love me.   If I break down   In a strange town,   I want it to be like Utica.   Yeah, you know me,   I'm like Chachi.   I love Joni in Utica.   And I know it's gonna be tight.   Something's gonna happen tonight.   And I just feel if Jimmy likes Creed,   Well I don't really care.   And someone save me   From the moral PD.   Someone pull this knife out of my back   For I am.   If I break down   In a strange town,   I want it to be like Utica.   Yeah, you know me,   I've got to be   Numero 3 in Utica.   I am the rock robot.   Unite to form Mega Zord rock bot.   Hey Nice Guy says, "YOU WILL ROCK!"