I often wonder what went wrong   I wear my pants all day long   If only I were Al Capone   I wouldn't be so all alone   I'd have some fun   oh yeah   If only I lived on the sea   I'd live just so happily   I'd feel at home on a ship   livin' like a pirate      I wanna be a pirate   I wanna rob a bank   I wanna own a parot   and make 'em walk   the wooden plank   I wanna live a life   of sin and infamy      I do not know what went wrong   I wore my pants all day long   if only I were Al Capone   I wouldn't be so all alone   I'd have the girls right by my side   I'd be so happy on the inside      I wanna be a pirate   I wanna rob a bank   I wanna own a parot   and make 'em walk   the wooden plank   I wanna live a life   of sin and infamy      I wanna be anyone   anyone but me   I wanna be anyone   anyone buy me   I wanna be anyone   anyone but me