guess my business is okay   he's a lucky man   sold a bicycle today   just to get around   three days off, what should I do   ride out to the sea   watch the lighthouse spinning 'round   yes it seems to be      cute English square, market traders everywhere   coaches are arriving, Essex men are driving   cheap at the price, everybody seems so nice   teenagers are loading, market men exploding      there's a place where they all go   got a funny name   singing songs only they know   playing silly games   i know they're up to no good   even as we speak   plotting the great market coup   run us off the street      cute English square, market traders everywhere   coaches are arriving, Essex men are driving   cheap at the price, everybody seems so nice   teenagers are loading, market men exploding      finish my beer, come on ladies over here   joke, joke, very funny, i want your fucking money