Little Miss Congeniality   She's living in her own reality   Her whole life is such a fallacy   But still I let her make a fool of me      Met her in a billiard [ooh-ooh]   She say boy can I see you soon [sooon]   If you was me man what would you [doo]   I didn't know she wouldn't be true [true]      Well that night we a make a date [we make a date]   To meet around seven o'clock or eight   I said young girl let me set you straight   I'll shoot you if you're with another mate      And she sang, what could you mean   You are the only one for me   I'm not one to lie   I don't like to deceive      Little Miss Congeniality   She's living in her own reality   Her whole life is such a fallacy   But still I let her make a fool of me      I was the apple of her eye   I say why not give her a try   I knew that she was true   Until I found the other man's tie      Little girl just tell the truth [just tell the truth]   This one go with none of my suits   Where's that man, he'll eat my boots, she wouldn't answer   So I began to shoot, and I sang      Little Miss Congeniality   She lied to much now she dead and burried   No one can make a fool out of me   I live to speak about it, you see      Little Miss Congeniality   She's living in her own reality   Her whold life is such a fallacy   But still I let her make a fool of