'Twas a black tie affair   showed up in my underwear   you pretended not to care   though I'm sure I drew your stare      Oh, I'm so bored with this   would it be all that remiss   everyone's so moribund   I don't even own a cumberbund      Perchance that's a lie   I would never dry your eye   after all you've done to me   all I need is a girl to call me      Call me      Paging Captain Midnite   paging Captain Midnite   he's gonna be here all nite   if you don't do exactly as I say      Oh, I'm so bored with this   Would it be all that remiss   if I were to steal a kiss   but he'll settle for a call me      Call me      No I don't have a stitch to wear   nor do I have a single care   I love you more the lion's share   I love you so please call me      I'm begging you please   Call me      Oh I'm so bored with this   would it be all that remiss   if I were to steal a kiss   all I need is a lil' kiss      Oh you're there next to me   somehow equals sex to me   that Imperius Rex is me   but he'll settle for a call me      Call me      No I don't have a stitch to wear   nor do I have a single care   I love you more the lion's share   I love you so please call me      I'm begging you please   Call me   Why won't you call me      No I don't have a stitch to wear   nor do I have a single care   I love you more the lion's share   I love you   So please call me      I'm begging you please   Call me   My darling, call me      No I don't have a stitch to wear   Nor do I have a single care   I love you more than words can share   I love you   So please call me