Tender Kinder Baby   Spoon upon ice-cream and cherry   And take the cloth and wipe your chin   Go walking through the clinic door   How can you eat like that?   Tender Kinder Baby   Swallow down the sacred liquor   And swoon upon the matron's tongue   Inside her mouth you turn the handle   And they run indoors into the number one position   How can you dance like that?   Tender Kinder Baby   From the mud into the sandpit   Round and round the matron goes   Down upon your knees to beg the question   Down upon your knees and how can you commit this act of contrition?   Tender Kinder Baby   You'll spoon upon ice-cream and cherry   And take the cloth and wipe your chin   Go walking through the clinic door   How can you dance like that?   How can you dance like that?   How can you eat like that?   Tender Kinder Baby   How can you breathe like that?   Tender Kinder Baby   How can you eat like that?   Tender Kinder Baby   How can you dance like that?