I tried very hard, very hard   But I don't remember   Remember how it started   They spoke very loud, very loud   Always lose their temper   Their temper when you tell 'em you're insane      Two, three, four      And the morning came around   Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh   Last night they snuck into town   Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh   I don't remember there being, um, much of a fight   Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh   But we're covered in mosquito bites      We had [something in French]   Spent the days all in search of pleasure   It's pleasure that we're after   They've got this way to pass   Wild-West, Lewis-and-Clarke banter   And we'll slander anyone who disagrees      Two, three, four      And the morning came around   Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh   We slept outside on the ground   Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh   I don't remember, um, much about last night   Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh   Covered in mosquito bites      They've gone away   They're not alone   Their evil ways   They'll cheat the mold      For God's sake, come on   God's sake, come on