is this all the drama that you hoped that it would be?   you're so excited you can't even hide your smile   you'd better hurry you're about to miss your flight    maybe you'll see me waving from your window seat          wait for   one more         you're coming back for autographs   but i don't want one from you now   you wouldn't listen if i said   slow down now,   come back home         is this all the drama that you hoped that it would be?   when you're a rock star can i be on your cd?   when you're on oprah will you talk about me?   you're so dysfunctional, i think it's really neat          remember to thank me on your album sleeve