Oh he's Taiwanese, starring in movies   He's a kung-fu freak - Jackie Chan is he   If you need a hero, he's gonna be around   If you're a bad guy, he's gonna beat you down      If you're all alone and you're getting whooped   Honey he'll show up, and he'll back you up   He can beat Ralph Machio, or Mr. Miyagi   Jean Claude Van Damme is tough    but he can't compete   Jackie Chan is he, he's in your T.V      Oh, he can do a high kick   He can do a roundhouse   He can punch your teeth out      Might be just one guy   Maybe more than ten guys   He'll still get the knockout      'Cuz you know he's got a black belt    in Jiu Jitsu   Karate and Kung-Fu, he's magic   He speaks with a cool accent;    he's from the orient   Jackie Chan is he, he's in your TV      He's not like Arnold, or those other runts   He takes great pride in doing his own stunts   He leaps off buildings, don't do him no harm   He's broken forty bones in his left arm      Everybody was kung-fu fighting   Jackie Chan is fast as lightning   Everybody was kung-fu fighting   Jackie Chan is fast as lightning      Oh he's Taiwanese, starring in movies   He's a kung-fu freak - Jackie Chan is he   If you need a hero, he's gonna be around   If you're a bad guy,    he's gonna beat you down