Chirstmas    Check it out       Violent J:    Fuck Rudolph, the mutt owes me money    Him and that faggot ass Easter Bunny    It's Santa bitch, recognize the pipe    Smokin' on that North Pole, get it right    It's full of fog, it's piping hot    And I'm here looking like Moon Dog Spot    Nobody thinks about Ol' Saint Nick    Until they want some shit    I got yo gift, a brand new hatchet    Let's see if your back can catch it    This year Santa Claus get reckless    Leavin' you neckpiece headless       Tell us what you really want for Christmas this year    Whatchu want?    Shit, a hydraulic pump    And whatchu want?    Four tickets to N'Sync    Everybody, tell us what you want    Family size bucket of chicken       Anybody Killa:    Merry fuckin Christmas, ho ho ho    Got my axe wrapped up, bloody ribbons and bows    Santa hat with my name on the cuff to the side    Fat sack of the pine trees so I can get high    With a bag full of goodies for the girls and boys    Like a nine millimeter, fuck toys (fuck toys)    It's December 25th baby jingle my balls    Handin' out yellow ?????????? all a y'all    This year I believe Santa Claus went crazy    Caught his ass slangin' rocks to my old lady    Santa and Snowman bringin under this shit    Happy Hanukkah motherfuckers, suck my dick       Come and let us know what you want for Christmas Time    Whatchu want?    Where's my fucking brother?    And whatchu want?    A big chocolate donut    Everybody, tell us what you want    The Yanks to win a fuckin series       In Christmas time you will have all out fun and cheer. In Christmas time we all will have much fun and holicheer.       Shaggy 2 Dope:    Ring a ding ding go the sound of my sleigh bell    Reindeer fly crooked (Why?) Cause they drunk as hell    That's how we do when we got shit to do    After all this Christmas Eve and a fifth too    Hook all these little richie boys up real nice    No Sega, Donkey Man, and fuck Old Spice    A hooker for little Jimmy    Timmy get some Henney    Santa puff a jimmy in a minny    Fuck Kenny    Georgy, aah, instructions for a séance    And Santa ain’t gettin’ shit but two dead parents    And now it's back to the Southwest Pole    All Skanta Claws got for Christmas was coal       What do you want? What do you want? What do..    Whatchu want?    A little peek at your butt    And whatchu want?    A Craftman socket set    Everybody, tell us what you want    A whole elephant    Whatch want?    Some ice on my gold fronts    And whatchu want?    I'll suck your dick    Everybody, tell us what you want    A platinum plus plaque    Whatchu want?    Moon Glorius    And whatchu want?    A sinful Christmas    Haha    Everybody, tell us what you want   (Jibberish)