When I was young I craved a hamburger   My mom said, "Son let's head to the car!"   We were low on gas so I ditched her ass   I needed my nuggets in 5 seconds flat   Past the desert and past the ocean   I'd travel for miles just to get there   Finally there with a smile everywhere      Lets goto mcdonalds my friend it's not far   we need a bright smile and we get a toy car   I need Mcdonalds now   Chicken mcnuggets and supersized fries   if i can't get there you know that I cry      Mcdonalds has ronald and grimis too   The big purple dude with size 60 shoes   And who's the wise one who stole all our food   I think that they call him the hambugler dude   And how bout that chicken I can't remember her name   She wore a pilot hat do ya know what I mean   And who's the father of those chicken mcnuggets      Lets goto mcdonalds my friend it's not far   we need a bright smile and we get a toy car   I need Mcdonalds now   Chicken mcnuggets and supersized fries   if i can't get there you know that I cry      Why get a burger from burger king?   The employes there they don't even sing   and how bout that wendy's man named dave thomas   i wouldn't trust him with my food   And how bout that taco? that taco bell dog   we'll cut off it's head and tie it to the hood of my car   there is just one place left for me      Lets goto mcdonalds my friend it's not far   It might clog our arteries but for now it's just fine   Micky D's say you'll be mine   Sometimes i wish mcdonalds grew on trees   the best place on earth where the smiles are for free      We love to see you smile.