(Harley Allen)      Mr. Bourbon and Coke laughs   At all of my jokes when he's drinking   Mr. Martini stares and he   Never shares what he's thinking.      Miss Sexy Red Wine tells me at closing time   That she'll phone me   Mr. Whiskey Shot Glass watches hookers   Walk past when he's lonely.      Chorus:   I'm a bartender   I pour the drinkers   Laugh with the sinners   And cry with the saints   And even if they don't remember   I try to make their bar tender.      Mr. Never Does Tip says   That none of his kids ever call home   Mrs. Chews On Her Lip tells someone   She's at work on her cell phone.      Mrs. Husband Just Died always   Breaks down and cries on the weekends    Just another long night in a   Bartender's life with some good friends.      Chorus:   I'm a bartender   I pour the drinkers   Laugh with the sinners   And cry with the saints   And even if they don't remember   I try to make their bar tender.      And even if they don't remember   I try to make their bar tender...