You stay away from your window light   You used to have a life   You got a box of light   You got your eye and your heart abound   The people on the screen are your best friends now      You talk to the numbers   And text phone the others   You can’t leave the dial alone   You talk to the numbers   And text phone the others   Why go out when you can just stay at home?      Wanna see people   hugging and kissing   Wanna see people   hugging and kissing   Wanna see people   hugging and kissing   That’s because it’s   what you’re missing      You get your love from the web cam channel   Watching the brunette With the house mate flannel   You got your eye and your heart abound   The people on the screen are your family now      There’s Steve who is Charmaine   He had all his sex changed   He don’t get on with Simone   She’s diesel and lipstick   She only do them real chicks   Why go out when you can just stay at home?      (Repeat chorus)