He was sittin’ at the bar, sippin’ on a regular Coke   We were drinkin’ and smokin’ and makin’ him the butt of our jokes   We all said, “Man, what happened to you? Why can’t you just have a few?”   He said, “I would if I could, but it’s probably best that I don’t.”      Chorus:   'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink   Yeah, I’m the world’s greatest lover and a dancin’ machine   I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse   Well, if I have one, I’ll have thirteen   Naw, there ain’t no in-between   'Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink.      A couple of cold ones, and somebody hands me a shot   Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women start lookin’ hot   And pretty soon I’m bummin’ cigarettes and sweet talkin’ some big brunette   Yeah, once I get on a roll, ain’t no tellin’ where I’ll stop.      Chorus:   'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink   Yeah, I’m the world’s greatest lover and a dancin’ machine   I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse   Well, if I have one, I’ll have thirteen   Naw, there ain’t no in-between   'Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink.      Yep-yep   Humm, that’s what I’m talking about.      Man, if I have one, I’ll have thirteen   And they can’t get me off the kareoke machine   The more I drink the more I drink   Yeah, the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink...