Wake up, I wipe the sleepers from my eye   Look up and see it's 2:35   Get up, I thought I'd sleep until ten to   Up in the cold and start the day with you    They call themselves the Purple Kool-Aid Cult    They lost their head and claim it's all my fault    I'm fed Kool-Aid intravenously    I must regain my own autonomy      The purple Kool-Aid Cult is back, I'm paranoid again    Would someone please appease all the stress of my      Sorry friend, there's no way I can stay    Wish I could explain the reason why    I'm being chased so please pardon my haste    Please appease the stress of my brown head       They turned their backs and I began to run    Looked back for a flash and I began to shout    I've got to find a passage out of here    I'm not too certain that the future's clear    And now I'm alone and to what type too wear    And then they set upon a skinny chair    They're gathering now around a sugar throne    It's red and round and speaks of miracles      He says ??? ??? ??? him    Weird ritual for you and I to mate    I see a door ??? ??? I see astray    I pick up a furious pace so I can get away    Don't smile a purple pleasure hangs the cape    Oh me, oh my, it was the great escape    The situation, it's still to me a bit of a scandal    Every time I see a purple smile within my underwear.       The purple Kool-Aid Cult is back, I'm paranoid again    Would someone please appease all the stress of my      Sorry friend, there's no way I can stay    Wish I could explain the reason why    I'm being chased so please pardon my haste    Please appease the stress of my brown head       Four years and as many days float on by    ??? carry out that silicone ?? atacious?? left behind    I'm going next door to celebrate I say    ??? purple ??? Kool-Aid ??? is the punch that's got me drunk today.       Next thing I know I'm standing on a chair    whipping my arms around the friendly air    I preached the words around a year ago    I now surrender to the certain glow?       The purple Kool-Aid Cult is back, I'm paranoid again    Would someone please appease all the stress of my      Sorry friend, there's no way I can stay    Wish I could explain the reason why    I'm being chased so please pardon my haste    Please appease the stress of my brown head      Ohhohohohohoh!       I'm being...    I'm being chased by seven kids high on Kool-Aid    But then they're not crazy cause they're high on Kool-Aid    But then they're not crazy they're just high on Kool-Aid