Can you picture yourself waking up every morning on a paradise island, doing yoga, surfing throughout the day, and being fed delicious and healthy meals prepared by a chef? Sounds terrible doesn't it? How could this get any worse? How about if the women's surf camp was a co-ed surf camp? Why would you want to go on a co-ed surf and yoga retreat with your loved one? Shopping at the local mall with your girlfriends or golfing with the fellas are much better options, aren't they?

If you are not already convinced that you should absolutely not attend a co-ed surf camp with your partner or spouse, here are some other great reasons why you should stay just home:

Reason #1 You and your partner can get fit together. Going to a co-ed surf camp would mean that you and your partner could increase your fitness together. Participating in a surf camp together would give you an opportunity to maximize your well-being as a couple. Wouldn't it be preferable to stay at home and work on increasing your love handles?

Reason #2 You may end up fighting over the surfing magazines. You don't want to end up bickering over who is going to read the latest surfing magazine first, do you? What a horrible thought, you both wanting to read the same material. Girls should stick to the vapid celebrity scandals and the newest fashion trends while the guys can read about cars and guns.

Reason #3 You and your partner can enjoy an interest together. Going to a co-ed surf camp as a couple could give you a combined interest. Isn't it better to have no interests in common? Shouldn't the male be playing golf while the female shops or performs home duties? Continue on at this rate and you might even want to vacation with each other next year! How horrible! Do you really need a topic of conversation at the dinner table that enthralls you both? Do you really need a common passion?

Reason #4 You could experience a family bonding vacation. A co-ed surf camp also means that families can experience all the joys of a surf and yoga retreat together. Would you really want to become closer to your grown children or parents? A surf camp providing meals, yoga, massages and surf lessons could introduce the family to a combined sporting hobby. Shouldn't family vacations involve all members going to different locations? Do you really want your family to be close knit and communicating well?

Reason #5 You might have too much fun with your partner or spouse. You would be in serious danger of enjoying yourself at a co-ed surf camp. Guys, girls, yoga, surf lessons, massages, delicious meals prepared by a chef, all on a paradise island. This sounds like a recipe for far too much pleasure and relaxation. Improving your well-being while learning a new adventurous sport and working on your sun tan could be disastrous for your health and relationship. What kind of couple would want that?

Why risk wanting to return next year to another surf camp? Do you really want all of your future vacations to be in sunny beach side locations chasing waves? Why would you want to go to a yoga and surf retreat that allows for men, women and couples? That means you have the option of taking your loved one or enjoying a healthy vacation with family and friends.

In this day and age of soaring obesity, stress, divorce rates and violence, why would anyone want to take time out from the hustle and bustle with their significant other? Wouldn't you prefer to become a statistic of the 21st Century? Why go to a co-ed surf camp and risk improving your physical and mental well-being? Imagine how much more pleasant the world would be if everyone decided to indulge themselves in a surf and yoga retreat getaway. Statistic or bliss? The choice is yours.