I am a collector of quotations. I have been ever since I learned how to write, I mean professionally, not in primary school.
I am particularly fond of what I like to call "pithy prose". These short quotations can cover an unlimited variety of subjects: love, religion, politics, human nature, etc. What unites them is their ability to say more in one or two sentences than could be expressed in a thousand-word treatise. It's like being able to pour a liter of liquid into a half-liter bottle.
They are superb examples of Mark Twain's famous dictum, "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug."
In principle, all writers and public speakers are capable of producing pithy prose, but clearly some are better at it than others.
Any collection of pithy prose must necessarily be biased in terms of what it includes and excludes. I make no apologies for my selections, only for the hundreds of other meritorious quotations I had to leave out.
No one will agree with all these quotations; this was not their intention. You may even find some of them repugnant or outrageous. This was their intention.
We seldom learn anything of value from what we already agree with. Only those ideas that grate on our nerves can open our minds. As with oysters, irritation can produce pearls. So if anything you are about to read annoys or shocks you, try to think clearly and dispassionately about what it is saying. You will either be confirmed in your current belief or shaken into re-examining it.
Either way, you win!
This article is the first of an occasional series. In each succeeding article, I will be offering more amusing, educating, and exasperating quotations to your judgment. But just to be certain that we agree on what we are talking about, here it is in a nutshell.
Pithy Prose: A quotation where at first you may not be quite certain what it means. But when you become certain, you become equally certain that it couldn't have been said better any other way. In short, big ideas in small packages.
If you have a better definition of pithy prose, please contact me. I would love to hear it.
I have already mentioned Mark Twain, so I will begin with him. He offers such a treasure trove of witty, perceptive quotations that it would be almost unthinkable to start with anyone else.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910), whose real name was Samuel Langhorne Clemens, was a product of the American Deep South. "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer", "The Adventures of Huckleberry Fin", and "Life on the Mississippi", his three most popular books, clearly reflect this origin. However, like all great authors, Mark Twain's books, essays, and other writings go far beyond geography. They are universal.
So In no particular order, here are his pithy prose on a variety of subjects.
1. A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
2. A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
3. Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
4. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
5. All generalizations are false, including this one.
6. Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
7. Who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
8. Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
9. Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
10. Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
11. Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
12. Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
13. Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
14. I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
15. I can live for two months on a good compliment.
16. I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
17. I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.
18. It isn't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
19. It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
20. It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
21. It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
22. Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
23. Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
24. Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
25. Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
26. Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
27. One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
28. Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
29. Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
30. The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
31. The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.
32. There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
33. The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.
34. The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
35. Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work.
36. When a person cannot deceive himself, the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
37. When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
38. When in doubt, tell the truth.
39. You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
A Final Word
Mark Twain is an almost inexhaustible source of pithy prose. The quotations included here barely scratch the surface. Let me conclude with a comment by the perhaps the only other source of pithy prose more prolific. Mark Twain never said this, or at least I never found the quotation. But I am certain it is something he would have liked to have said.
"Most of us prefer to disparage a person who is almost always right rather than asking why we ourselves are almost always wrong." ? Anon.
Philip Yaffe is a former reporter/feature writer with The Wall Street Journal and a marketing communication consultant. He currently teaches a course in good writing and good speaking in Brussels, Belgium. His recently published book In the ?I? of the Storm: the Simple Secrets of Writing & Speaking (Almost) like a Professional is available from Story Publishers in Ghent, Belgium (storypublishers.be) and Amazon (amazon.com).
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The Wit And Wisdom Of Mark Twain
Part 16 of an occasional series
I am a collector of quotations. I have been ever since I learned how to write, I mean professionally, not in primary school.
I am particularly fond of what I like to call "pithy prose". These short quotations can cover an unlimited variety of subjects: love, religion, politics, human nature, etc. What unites them is their ability to say more in one or two sentences than could be expressed in a thousand-word treatise. It's like being able to pour a liter of liquid into a half-liter bottle.
They are superb examples of Mark Twain's famous dictum, "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug."
In principle, all writers and public speakers are capable of producing pithy prose, but clearly some are better at it than others.
Any collection of pithy prose must necessarily be biased in terms of what it includes and excludes. I make no apologies for my selections, only for the hundreds of other meritorious quotations I had to leave out.
No one will agree with all these quotations; this was not their intention. You may even find some of them repugnant or outrageous. This was their intention.
We seldom learn anything of value from what we already agree with. Only those ideas that grate on our nerves can open our minds. As with oysters, irritation can produce pearls. So if anything you are about to read annoys or shocks you, try to think clearly and dispassionately about what it is saying. You will either be confirmed in your current belief or shaken into re-examining it.
Either way, you win!
This article is part of an occasional series. In each article, I will be offering more amusing, educating, and exasperating quotations to your judgment. But just to be certain that we agree on what we are talking about, here it is in a nutshell.
Pithy Prose: A quotation where at first you may not be quite certain what it means. But when you become certain, you become equally certain that it couldn't have been said better any other way. In short, big ideas in small packages.
If you have a better definition of pithy prose, please contact me. I would love to hear it.
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1. A hurtful act is the transference to others of the degradation which we bear in ourselves.
2. A mind enclosed in language is in prison.
3. A science which does not bring us nearer to God is worthless.
4. All sins are attempts to fill voids.
5. An atheist may be simply one whose faith and love are concentrated on the impersonal aspects of God.
6. As soon as men know that they can kill without fear of punishment or blame, they kill; or at least they encourage killers with approving smiles.
7. Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached.
8. Culture is an instrument wielded by teachers to manufacture teachers, who, in their turn, will manufacture still more teachers.
9. Difficult as it is really to listen to someone in affliction, it is just as difficult for him to know that compassion is listening to him.
10. Every time that I think of the crucifixion of Christ, I commit the sin of envy.
11. Evil being the root of mystery, pain is the root of knowledge.
12. Evil, when we are in its power, is not felt as evil, but as a necessity, even a duty.
13. Human beings are so made that the ones who do the crushing feel nothing; it is the person crushed who feels what is happening. Unless one has placed oneself on the side of the oppressed, to feel with them, one cannot understand.
14. Humility is attentive patience.
15. I can, therefore I am.
16. I suffer more from the humiliations inflicted by my country than from those inflicted on her.
17. I would suggest that barbarism be considered as a permanent and universal human characteristic that becomes more or less pronounced according to the play of circumstances.
18. Imagination and fiction make up more than three quarters of our real life.
19. In struggling against anguish, one never produces serenity. The struggle against anguish only produces new forms of anguish.
20. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock!
21. In the Church, considered as a social organism, the mysteries inevitably degenerate into beliefs.
22. In the intellectual order, the virtue of humility is nothing more or less than the power of attention.
23. It is an eternal obligation toward the human being not to let him suffer from hunger when one has a chance of coming to his assistance.
24. It is not the cause for which men took up arms that makes a victory more or less just. It is the order that is established when arms have been laid down.
25. Life does not need to mutilate itself in order to be pure.
26. Most works of art, like most wines, ought to be consumed in the district of their fabrication.
27. Nothing can have as its destination anything other than its origin. The contrary idea, the idea of progress, is poison.
28. The contemporary form of true greatness lies in a civilization founded on the spirituality of work.
29. The danger is not that the soul should doubt whether there is any bread, but that, by a lie, it should persuade itself that it is not hungry.
30. The destruction of the past is perhaps the greatest of all crimes.
31. The future is made of the same stuff as the present.
32. The highest ecstasy is attention at its fullest.
33. The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell.
34. The most important part of teaching is to teach what it is to know.
35. The only way into truth is through one's own annihilation, through dwelling a long time in a state of extreme and total humiliation.
36. The role of intelligence -- that part of us which affirms and denies and formulates opinions -- is merely to submit.
37. There can be a true grandeur in any degree of submissiveness, because it springs from loyalty to the laws and to an oath, and not from baseness of soul.
38. There is one, and only one, thing in modern society more hideous than crime, namely repressive justice.
39. To be a hero or a heroine, one must give an order to oneself.
40. To set up as a standard of public morality a notion which can be neither defined nor conceived is to open the door to every kind of tyranny.
41. We can only know one thing about God -- that He is what we are not. Our wretchedness alone is an image of this. The more we contemplate it, the more we contemplate Him.
42. We must prefer real hell to an imaginary paradise.
43. What a country calls its vital interests are not things that help its people live, but things that help it make war.
44. Whatever debases intelligence degrades the entire human being.
45. When a contradiction is impossible to resolve except by a lie, then we know that it is really a door.
Part 1: Pithy Prose: The Wit & Wisdom of Mark Twain
Part 2: Pithy Prose: The Wit & Wisdom of Oscar Wilde
Part 3: Pithy Prose: The Wit & Wisdom of People Named "W"
Part 4: Pithy Prose: The Wit & Wisdom of Anatole France
Part 5: Pithy Prose: The Wit & Wisdom of Ambrose Bierce
Part 6: Pithy Prose: The Wit & Wisdom of Friedrich Nietzsche
Part 7: Pithy Prose: The Wit & Wisdom of Anon
Part 8: Pithy Prose: The Wit & Wisdom of People Named "H"
Part 9: Pithy Prose: The Wit & Wisdom of Johann Goethe
Part 10: Pithy Prose: The Wit & Wisdom of Eric Hoffer
Part 11: Pithy Prose: The Wit & Wisdom of Blaise Pascal
Part 12: Pithy Prose: The Wit & Wisdom of Robert Frost
Part 13: Pithy Prose: More Wit & Wisdom of Anon
Part 14: Pithy Prose: The Wit & Wisdom of Elbert Hubbard
Part 15: Pithy Prose: The Wit & Wisdom of Friedrich Schiller
Philip Yaffe is a former reporter/feature writer with The Wall Street Journal and a marketing communication consultant. He currently teaches a course in good writing and good speaking in Brussels, Belgium. His recently published book In the ?I? of the Storm: the Simple Secrets of Writing & Speaking (Almost) like a Professional is available from Story Publishers in Ghent, Belgium (storypublishers.be) and Amazon (amazon.com).
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