I tend to have extremely bad luck while being on online dating sites. I met Nansi on one of the free online dating sites about 3 weeks prior to the actual physical date, and had been messaging each other frequently. We finally decided we'd take it to the next level and go do something fun. Big mistake. I should have known that with my clumsiness and accident prone nature that I shouldn't have stepped within 50 meters of her.

Long story made short, Ill take you through some of the events that went down with this girl I met on online dating sites. I picked her up around seven at her place, she wasn't ready?but really, who didn't see that coming? Until she was ready, we made small talk about how neither of us had really tried online dating sites before, so this was a new experience for both of us. As we left her place, I looked down and happened to notice I had a shirt wiener? now for anyone who doesn't know what that is, its when the bottom ends of your shirt are pulled through your open fly giving the impression that your wiener is made of fabric. What a great way to start my night with this girl I met on online dating sites. We both had a laugh, got into my truck and went to this awesome pizzeria not far from her place. What better way to ease into our first non online date.

Oh yeah, we order our food, but as soon as we start eating I drop my pizza, toppings side down, onto the floor. Heaven forbid? We snickered a bit more, ate our food and decided to go get a few drinks to end this date night. We pull into a nice little local pub, order some wine and a few beers, and everything seems to be going great. Until it happened, I swear, the waitress had it out for me. As she brought us the appy's we ordered, she ?accidentally? dumped them onto my lap? I jump, bumping the table, spilling the wine on my date, and making a large embarrassing scene. I paid, we left, and I feel our experience on online dating sites was better.

So I get home from this totally catastrophic date the other night with this girl I met on online dating sites, and it seemed like the forces of nature were conspiring against me, doing everything they could to prevent me from ever seeing this girl again. On the plus side? we both were still laughing at the end of the night. I think we'll stick with online dating sites at least until we are ready for another not online dating night of hilarity.