Is this title shocking? Do you think it's a trick? No, no way. There are people who want to be dumped because they can't end-up a relationship, so these tips are for them. If you want him out of your life, but you are afraid to say so, or feel pity for him, you can do these things to make him dump you:
1. Don't shave your legs
Yes, he loves you anyway, but there is a limit. If you show hair where it shouldn't be, he will get crazy. If he tells you this, you ask him to shave your legs himself because you don't like it or you are tired.
2. Tell him about the 6 kids you want
When he feels comfortable tell him about your plans for a future life together, a house in the middle of nature, no TV set, Internet, radio, newspapers, and no beer with the boys. Tell him you will grow old together with your 6 kids by working the land. Tell him you have a vision of him being a farmer.
3. Tell him about your ex
When he starts kissing you or when you're having sex, say something about your ex, how he gave you a massage on your back...
4. Contradict him in public
Do not approve of what he says in front of his mother or friends. It doesn't matter you feel the same, say otherwise. Be ready to face a scandal when you are alone.
5. Tell him to do chores
Wash your dishes, get the garbage out, vacuum, do shopping and ask him to do it promptly. You realize that no man would accept a woman who is the boss.
6. Forbid his going out with the boys
A beer with the boys...he wants that from time to time. If at the beginning you agreed with it, now you do not approve with it and tell him angrily that you can't stand his friends and he must stay away from them.
7. Cheat on him
You need a lot of courage and be aware that this can devastate him when he loves you. If nothing of the above tips work, you can use this one. He shouldn't see you in bed with another man but let him see how you flirt with somebody else.
8. Ask him for money
Even if you have a good salary, keep your money and spend his. This will make him mad especially when you ask money for clothes, like ''Honey I'd like to buy a skirt, can you give me some money?''
