By Dr. Hook, I used to be a prancer a one-eyed song and
By Dr. Hook, He was a short order cook, and not too much
By Dr. Hook, Oh it ain't alright if you do downs, do downs,
By Dr. Hook, Everybody must be on drugs, in this town
Or maybe there's
By Dr. Hook, Elvis he's a hero he's a superstar
And I hear that
By Dr. Hook, I was sitting in my basement I just rolled myself
By Dr. Hook, Come on to me babe, let me be your lover
Let's
By Dr. Hook, Alright, now everybody say hello to the bass
(What are you
By Dr. Hook, On the way to the bottom I met an old
By Dr. Hook, She was only sixteen, only sixteen
But I loved her so
But
By Dr. Hook, (Before we begin, thank you
Thank you, oh thank you, thank
By Dr. Hook, Can't cuss I forgot about that, so I can't do
